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[–] 64 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Nutella is usually eaten on bread, which is made from wheat.

Pasta is made from wheat.

What is the issue here?

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    According to the cube rule of food, pasta is a type of nachos. I have no idea how this is helpful though.

    My own 2 cents is that something like string theory is at play here... the dimensionality of the sandwich is all wrapped up in what appears to be a 1-dimensional carbohydrate noodle, but if you could zoom in with a crazy powerful electronic microscope, theoretically the pasta might actually look like a stupendously long sub sandwich.

    It's all a matter of perspective.

    Credit @dmention7@lemm.ee

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    My personal rule is "carbohydrate bases are mostly interchangeable".

    If a topping works on bread/toast, it also works on a pizza base, Yorkshire pudding, noodles, chips (fries), rice, pasta, pancake etc

    For example - tomato sauce, mozzarella, basil and pepperoni works on a pizza. I can confirm it is still delicious on toast, pasta, rice, Yorkshire Pudding, chips.

    Controversially, this means sweet pancake toppings should also work on pizza bases or noodles.

    Therefore this would mean that Nutella on pasta is probably pretty nice.

    Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Controversially, this means sweet pancake toppings should also work on pizza bases or noodles.

    Pizza/pasta with chocolate sauce, apples, bacon, and fresh bananas (replacing fresh basil)?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The toppings should still follow normal food rules, so maybe not so much the bacon, unless sweet bacon is a thing that exists? But otherwise, yeah - no reason why not :)

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Back to the bowels of hell with thee, demon!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    C'mere, I'm gonna give you a bowl of fresh picked wheat mixed in with Nutella

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