▲ 509 ▼ Morality (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by rnjesus@lemmy.world to c/memes@sopuli.xyz 57 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 64 points 2 years ago (8 children) Nutella is usually eaten on bread, which is made from wheat. Pasta is made from wheat. What is the issue here? permalink fedilink source hideshow 16 child comments replies: [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (1 child) According to the cube rule of food, pasta is a type of nachos. I have no idea how this is helpful though. My own 2 cents is that something like string theory is at play here... the dimensionality of the sandwich is all wrapped up in what appears to be a 1-dimensional carbohydrate noodle, but if you could zoom in with a crazy powerful electronic microscope, theoretically the pasta might actually look like a stupendously long sub sandwich. It's all a matter of perspective. Credit @dmention7@lemm.ee permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] beckerist@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Now when my doctor says to eat more salads I can point to this and load up on steak and chocolate! permalink fedilink source parent [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) My personal rule is "carbohydrate bases are mostly interchangeable". If a topping works on bread/toast, it also works on a pizza base, Yorkshire pudding, noodles, chips (fries), rice, pasta, pancake etc For example - tomato sauce, mozzarella, basil and pepperoni works on a pizza. I can confirm it is still delicious on toast, pasta, rice, Yorkshire Pudding, chips. Controversially, this means sweet pancake toppings should also work on pizza bases or noodles. Therefore this would mean that Nutella on pasta is probably pretty nice. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Controversially, this means sweet pancake toppings should also work on pizza bases or noodles. Pizza/pasta with chocolate sauce, apples, bacon, and fresh bananas (replacing fresh basil)? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) The toppings should still follow normal food rules, so maybe not so much the bacon, unless sweet bacon is a thing that exists? But otherwise, yeah - no reason why not :) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) https://pancakerecipes.com/bacon-pancakes/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Yep. I'd eat that on pasta, toast, Yorkshire pudding :) permalink fedilink source parent [–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) Back to the bowels of hell with thee, demon! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago Describing my heritage is not answering the question. So, I'll ask again: What is the issue here? permalink fedilink source parent [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago It's gonna back up the bowels to hell, alright. permalink fedilink source parent [–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It needs meatballs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Ferrero-rocher? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Now you're thinking! permalink fedilink source parent [–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 years ago (3 children) C'mere, I'm gonna give you a bowl of fresh picked wheat mixed in with Nutella permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) You kid, but I'd you boil it like pasta, it makes a good side dish. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Boiled grains with sweetening added is pretty much just rice pudding. No reason why this shouldn't work with wheat permalink fedilink source parent [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) I wonder if algorithms are spying on me here because I just ate a jar of Nutella today. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago LemmySeesAll. LemmyKnowsAll. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I mean it will be sharp n shit but damn it would be tasty. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 4 points 2 years ago I didn't even see the pasta. I think I'd prefer the plate of Nutella. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago* Agreed. TBH this would probably taste pretty good as long as you don’t salt the pasta when cooking it. Dessert spaghetti :) permalink fedilink source parent [–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago Exactly. I don't see a problem either. Heck I'd probably do a peanut butter pasta with strawberry jam topping. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (1 child) According to the cube rule of food, pasta is a type of nachos. I have no idea how this is helpful though. My own 2 cents is that something like string theory is at play here... the dimensionality of the sandwich is all wrapped up in what appears to be a 1-dimensional carbohydrate noodle, but if you could zoom in with a crazy powerful electronic microscope, theoretically the pasta might actually look like a stupendously long sub sandwich. It's all a matter of perspective. Credit @dmention7@lemm.ee permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] beckerist@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Now when my doctor says to eat more salads I can point to this and load up on steak and chocolate! permalink fedilink source parent
[+] beckerist@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Now when my doctor says to eat more salads I can point to this and load up on steak and chocolate! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago Now when my doctor says to eat more salads I can point to this and load up on steak and chocolate! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) My personal rule is "carbohydrate bases are mostly interchangeable". If a topping works on bread/toast, it also works on a pizza base, Yorkshire pudding, noodles, chips (fries), rice, pasta, pancake etc For example - tomato sauce, mozzarella, basil and pepperoni works on a pizza. I can confirm it is still delicious on toast, pasta, rice, Yorkshire Pudding, chips. Controversially, this means sweet pancake toppings should also work on pizza bases or noodles. Therefore this would mean that Nutella on pasta is probably pretty nice. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Controversially, this means sweet pancake toppings should also work on pizza bases or noodles. Pizza/pasta with chocolate sauce, apples, bacon, and fresh bananas (replacing fresh basil)? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) The toppings should still follow normal food rules, so maybe not so much the bacon, unless sweet bacon is a thing that exists? But otherwise, yeah - no reason why not :) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) https://pancakerecipes.com/bacon-pancakes/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Yep. I'd eat that on pasta, toast, Yorkshire pudding :) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Controversially, this means sweet pancake toppings should also work on pizza bases or noodles. Pizza/pasta with chocolate sauce, apples, bacon, and fresh bananas (replacing fresh basil)? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) The toppings should still follow normal food rules, so maybe not so much the bacon, unless sweet bacon is a thing that exists? But otherwise, yeah - no reason why not :) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) https://pancakerecipes.com/bacon-pancakes/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Yep. I'd eat that on pasta, toast, Yorkshire pudding :) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) The toppings should still follow normal food rules, so maybe not so much the bacon, unless sweet bacon is a thing that exists? But otherwise, yeah - no reason why not :) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) https://pancakerecipes.com/bacon-pancakes/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Yep. I'd eat that on pasta, toast, Yorkshire pudding :) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) https://pancakerecipes.com/bacon-pancakes/ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Yep. I'd eat that on pasta, toast, Yorkshire pudding :) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago Yep. I'd eat that on pasta, toast, Yorkshire pudding :) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (2 children) Back to the bowels of hell with thee, demon! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago Describing my heritage is not answering the question. So, I'll ask again: What is the issue here? permalink fedilink source parent [–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago It's gonna back up the bowels to hell, alright. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago Describing my heritage is not answering the question. So, I'll ask again: What is the issue here? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago It's gonna back up the bowels to hell, alright. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) It needs meatballs. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Ferrero-rocher? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Now you're thinking! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Ferrero-rocher? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Now you're thinking! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Now you're thinking! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 years ago (3 children) C'mere, I'm gonna give you a bowl of fresh picked wheat mixed in with Nutella permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) You kid, but I'd you boil it like pasta, it makes a good side dish. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Boiled grains with sweetening added is pretty much just rice pudding. No reason why this shouldn't work with wheat permalink fedilink source parent [–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) I wonder if algorithms are spying on me here because I just ate a jar of Nutella today. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago LemmySeesAll. LemmyKnowsAll. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I mean it will be sharp n shit but damn it would be tasty. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) You kid, but I'd you boil it like pasta, it makes a good side dish. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Boiled grains with sweetening added is pretty much just rice pudding. No reason why this shouldn't work with wheat permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago Boiled grains with sweetening added is pretty much just rice pudding. No reason why this shouldn't work with wheat permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) I wonder if algorithms are spying on me here because I just ate a jar of Nutella today. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago LemmySeesAll. LemmyKnowsAll. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago LemmySeesAll. LemmyKnowsAll. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I mean it will be sharp n shit but damn it would be tasty. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 4 points 2 years ago I didn't even see the pasta. I think I'd prefer the plate of Nutella. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago* Agreed. TBH this would probably taste pretty good as long as you don’t salt the pasta when cooking it. Dessert spaghetti :) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago Exactly. I don't see a problem either. Heck I'd probably do a peanut butter pasta with strawberry jam topping. permalink fedilink source parent