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[–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I haven't played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So... the sex toy integration is just about the money? Lame.

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