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[–] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

The second sentence on the website

WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! [...] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!

> STARDEW VALLEY

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    I haven't played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It's just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So... the sex toy integration is just about the money? Lame.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Ultrakill

    Explain. I'm a Boom shoot fan and this is on my wishlist after I clear a few in my backlog. Is Ultrakill popular with Butt Plug enthusiasts?

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