First I wanted to contradict and say that I like arch linux because it feels good... So yes: I see your point

Hmm, the Arch one seems to be incorrect. People who wear a buttplug won't randomly announce that they're wearing buttplug.

I feel like Ubuntu should be one of those squeaky hammer toys. Maybe I’m just biased,

That's a weird Debian logo on the Swiss Army Knife

I use lube btw

The swiss army knife should not be Ubuntu lol. Ubuntu would be like the dollar store knockoff that falls apart with use.

I use arch btw

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

Ubuntu. Multitool. Yeah, funny

It should have a tail.

You can use those other distributions as buttplugs, too, but they're not going to be pleasurable or even comfortable.

My friend who uses Arch...btw. Is good at chess

That would explain the joy I'm feeling when using my PC

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Not everyone's thing, but if you're into it, feels really good to use?

Arch is so pleasant to to use...

So I just spent the last day reading the Arch wiki on butt plugs. It is now fully configured and ready for use 🥴

You got kinda an obsession with arch 😂 BTW im using Windows 11

This is garbage, preposterous even! Kali is a toy lockpick for script kiddies, parrotOS is where the real deal is. Or you know just install the tools on debian.

I use arch btUwU

If linux distros were WW2 tanks.

Linux Mint - M4 Sherman
Sturdy, reliable, easy to build and maintain

Ubuntu - T-34
Easy to build, does what you want it to but terribly unreliable and tends to break down after a while

Arch - Tiger

Hard to build and takes too long, works great in design but in practice it just breaks down, over riced causing it to be unstable

Debian - Challenger

The best, usable in any situation, fairly easy to build and mighty reliable.

Linux Lite - M24 Chaffee

Fast, small, easy to build and unusually reliable for a light distro.

CentOS - Char B1

Outdated but still a beast of a distro.

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

Sooo... Arch makes you horny?

Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try...

Gentoo would be the materials to make your own tool