▲ 73 ▼ Why did the Dalmatian go to the optometrist? (lemmy.myserv.one) submitted 2 years ago by JoeKlemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world 8 comments fedilink hide all child comments She was seeing spots.
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lemmy apparently doesn't appreciate anti-jokes permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* It can be a hard in the land without an /s. But seriously why was it seeing spots? I understand Dalmatians are covered in spots but this should in no way effect the animals vision. Perhaps if it was looking in a mirror or constantly turning its head to look at its body but that should be deductible. And lastly, how the hell do you know if your dog is seeing spots? I can’t understand how a dog could possibly communicate this to its owner. In closing this joke is stupid, lame and frustrating. 4 stars. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* It can be a hard in the land without an /s. But seriously why was it seeing spots? I understand Dalmatians are covered in spots but this should in no way effect the animals vision. Perhaps if it was looking in a mirror or constantly turning its head to look at its body but that should be deductible. And lastly, how the hell do you know if your dog is seeing spots? I can’t understand how a dog could possibly communicate this to its owner. In closing this joke is stupid, lame and frustrating. 4 stars. permalink fedilink source parent