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Why did the Dalmatian go to the optometrist? (lemmy.myserv.one)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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She was seeing spots.

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[–] 0 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

I don’t see the humour in this. It sounds like the dog had serious medical condition and it doesn’t seem appropriate to laugh at her expense.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Lemmy apparently doesn't appreciate anti-jokes

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    It can be a hard in the land without an /s. But seriously why was it seeing spots? I understand Dalmatians are covered in spots but this should in no way effect the animals vision. Perhaps if it was looking in a mirror or constantly turning its head to look at its body but that should be deductible. And lastly, how the hell do you know if your dog is seeing spots? I can’t understand how a dog could possibly communicate this to its owner.

    In closing this joke is stupid, lame and frustrating. 4 stars.

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