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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know, I always pictured them as teenagers but am now realising they could've been retirement age for all I know.

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[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

They could have been 130 yo. That's actually the best guess from piecing the timeline together. Not sure if they retired at some point - they were self employed and probably didn't set up 401k's

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[–] Kage520@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

If my memory serves me correctly, there was Adam and Eve (the first people), then they gave birth to Cain and Abel. Then after Cain kills Abel, he gets sent out to live as an outcast amongst "the other people of the world". .... Who? I think someone said one belief is Adam and Eve kept having kids and they became the rest of the people. So yeah, Cain was old.

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