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[–] 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • [–] 86 points 1 month ago* (8 children)

    tbh baldurs gate and cyberpunk really lacked a proper donger slider

    would even be lore accurate with cybernetic dick enhancements in cyberpunk and magic in dnd

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  • [–] 43 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Sorry. That's on me.

    I was the one responsible for implementing the donger slider in Cyberpunk but I kept getting distracted with all the donger slider field research.

    Honestly a real-life donger slider is worth the investment.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I mean there’s that one guy who said it felt like his dick was stuck in a goddamn pencil sharpener

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I feel like there are cybernetic dick enhancements in cyberpunk but they're not widespread or used a lot. Like they usually are peddled by sketchy folks and don't seem to be something advertised that much.

    I mean, good chance I'm wrong on that but that was kind of the vibe I got playing the game.

    Dong slider is a hilarious thought. I don't know enough about coding and game development but it feels like it might be hard to get the animations right if you had a slider vs selection because you'd have to be figuring out animations for those titties or cock on the fly.

    But maybe that's just me showing my lack of knowledge, perhaps a slider from tiny titties to big ol tatas is already a thing in some games. I guess it's also dependent on the game engine.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    We know there are. There's a quest in CP2077 involving a guy who's system catches fire.

    He's voiced by a streamer my wife likes. She had no idea he was in the game and loved the absurdity of that quest.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    The werewolf in Skyrim got physics enabled flaccid dong because I wanted to helicopter in VR and thought it only changed humanoid NPC and player character, not monsters. It was a super funny surprise seeing that giant salami flopping around in the scripted scene for whatever quest that was. Good job, dev.

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