The assholes in my city don't even pay you enough to cover parking in the local parking garages they fucking recommend you use, let alone gas or meal expenses, for the day.

I prefer bun loafs

At that point you just slap random letters and numbers without paying attention and then waste an hour+ contacting IT to get it reset because you "forgot" and got locked out.

Password policy is mostly bullshit anyway since most "hackers" these days are just performing social engineering on morons with no sense in order to get in.

or what?

tode butt.

"pov you are bruh and you are in nebula by yourself"

???

Flawed experiment. What are the results when a pregnant Batman gets on?

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there kiddo. This is a Christian community you can't say "fr**k" around here. Tone it down, OK?

That toast burned our crops, poisoned the water supply, and delivered a plague onto our houses!

I choose you, magikarp! now hit 'em with a splash attack!

I loss a couple brain cells reading it, do that counted?