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What are your favourite jokes and puns? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 months ago by linucs@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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One of mines:

All the kids had a name, all except

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[–] snappy90@feddit.uk 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.

A flat minor

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[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 9 points 6 months ago

What do you get if you fling a piano intro an army camp?

A Flat Major

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[–] davel@lemmy.ml 1 point 6 months ago

This would be even more effective as a dead baby joke.

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