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[–] 2 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

List of things the fictional Abrahamitic God did that broke their own commandments, or hypocritical moments:

  • God claiming to be the sole God (in the Bible itself, references to other deities with apparent powers exist such as Ba'al)
  • God claiming that people shall worship no other gods: see above. Insecure, much?
  • No making of images (while they make humans in their image)
  • No taking their name in vain (scorns others regularly)
  • Remembering and observing the sabbath (doesn't even do it themselves)
  • Honouring parents (doesn't even have any parents themselves)
  • Thou shalt not kill (literally the whole flood, firstborn kills, Sodom and Gomorrah, etc.)
  • No committing adultery (God doesn't even do sex themselves I think)
  • No stealing (they steal immortality from humanity)
  • No lying (lies to Isaac to make him offer his own son)
  • Don't be envious of other peoples' partners and stuff (didn't like that humans became self-conscious, handicapped the garden's snake for givinf that, killed people in Sodom and Gomorrah because they were probably queer)
  • Set up stones bc I said so (if God is almighty then why do they not simply put this thought into everyone?)

In a nutshell, that Abrahamitic God is a raging insecure hypocrite.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago*

    He is literally the Project lead of the simulation that has a massive ego but is so talented and can work solo that other devs just tolerate him and eventually leaves him in control of the project.

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