Sorry, this was clearly edited using standard hue saturation and luminosity modifications. This kind of irresponsible laziness is exactly why we’re behind our innovation KPIs for this quarter. Please ram this through an image generator to make sure we’re aligned with our ambitions and keeping our utilization numbers up unless you want to be written up by the Innovation Department again.

I’m going to retch out every organ in my body one after the other after writing this.

thank you for your service

Looks more like a beans filter but we are on Lemmy after all.