▲ 87 ▼ Do you wipe standing up or sitting down (lemm.ee) submitted 2 years ago by jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world 110 comments fedilink hide all child comments I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe. I tend to wipe while standing up cause it's more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity. So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?
[–] manapropos@lemmy.basedcount.com 26 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sitting down, back to front while pulling my sack out of harm’s way permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago This is the way. You just miss the bidet part before wiping. permalink fedilink source parent [–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago This is the way! Do you all remember when you started to have to pull your sack out of the way? Like I MUST do it now, not sure if my balls are just hanging lower or what, but I don't remember as a kid/teenager having to pull my sack out of they way to wipe. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago This is the way. You just miss the bidet part before wiping. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago This is the way! Do you all remember when you started to have to pull your sack out of the way? Like I MUST do it now, not sure if my balls are just hanging lower or what, but I don't remember as a kid/teenager having to pull my sack out of they way to wipe. permalink fedilink source parent