▲ 87 ▼ Do you wipe standing up or sitting down (lemm.ee) submitted 2 years ago by jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world 110 comments fedilink hide all child comments I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe. I tend to wipe while standing up cause it's more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity. So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?
[–] jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee [S] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) I'm actually fairly fit. I just always felt more comfortable standing and wiping than sitting down permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] theKalash@feddit.ch 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) The real shit (pun intended) is having a bidet and not buying into big toilet paper. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee [S] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Wait so with the bidet do you still wipe after the little splish sploosh or do you just air dry? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago Ya do still use some paper to dab your bum dry. They make models with lil blow dryers in them but none of them work that well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) The real shit (pun intended) is having a bidet and not buying into big toilet paper. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee [S] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Wait so with the bidet do you still wipe after the little splish sploosh or do you just air dry? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago Ya do still use some paper to dab your bum dry. They make models with lil blow dryers in them but none of them work that well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee [S] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Wait so with the bidet do you still wipe after the little splish sploosh or do you just air dry? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago Ya do still use some paper to dab your bum dry. They make models with lil blow dryers in them but none of them work that well. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago Ya do still use some paper to dab your bum dry. They make models with lil blow dryers in them but none of them work that well. permalink fedilink source parent