▲ 87 ▼ Do you wipe standing up or sitting down (lemm.ee) submitted 2 years ago by jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world 110 comments fedilink hide all child comments I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe. I tend to wipe while standing up cause it's more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity. So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?
[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (2 children) Sitting, why tf would you stand? I'm already seated and standing up is totally unnecessary. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Razputinsgirth@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (3 children) My ass and thighs are where most of my weight is stored so there's very little room to stick my hand in without neatly moving my dick and balls outta the way permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) you wipe from the front?? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Razputinsgirth@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago Good question yes because to wipe from the back my dick and balls would be on the toilet seat. Also bad shoulders tbh permalink fedilink source parent [–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago Try wiping from the back? permalink fedilink source parent [–] jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee [S] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) it's really hard out here for us thicc thighed homies 😔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Razputinsgirth@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago I appreciate your understanding permalink fedilink source parent [+] idownvotelife@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Razputinsgirth@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (3 children) My ass and thighs are where most of my weight is stored so there's very little room to stick my hand in without neatly moving my dick and balls outta the way permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) you wipe from the front?? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Razputinsgirth@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago Good question yes because to wipe from the back my dick and balls would be on the toilet seat. Also bad shoulders tbh permalink fedilink source parent [–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago Try wiping from the back? permalink fedilink source parent [–] jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee [S] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) it's really hard out here for us thicc thighed homies 😔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Razputinsgirth@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago I appreciate your understanding permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (1 child) you wipe from the front?? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Razputinsgirth@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago Good question yes because to wipe from the back my dick and balls would be on the toilet seat. Also bad shoulders tbh permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Razputinsgirth@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago Good question yes because to wipe from the back my dick and balls would be on the toilet seat. Also bad shoulders tbh permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago Try wiping from the back? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee [S] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) it's really hard out here for us thicc thighed homies 😔 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Razputinsgirth@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago I appreciate your understanding permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Razputinsgirth@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago I appreciate your understanding permalink fedilink source parent