▲ 87 ▼ Do you wipe standing up or sitting down (lemm.ee) submitted 2 years ago by jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world 110 comments fedilink hide all child comments I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe. I tend to wipe while standing up cause it's more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity. So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) We don’t stand that way. It’s “standing” in the sense the butt comes up off the toilet. But the overall posture is still “sitting”. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago Ok so the Council of Auditable Shats (1998 conference) did mention this is a good hybrid deployment model. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago Ok so the Council of Auditable Shats (1998 conference) did mention this is a good hybrid deployment model. permalink fedilink source parent