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Do you wipe standing up or sitting down (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it's more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

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[–] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is what everyone means when they say they wipe ‘standing up’ and afaik more than half the world probably does this.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    honestly if anyone considers a squat to be standing then that is what makes me question their sanity

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago

    I'm a squatter. But when someone asks me if I sit or stand, I say stand because I'm not technically sitting my ass on the toilet. I'd wager most people who say "stand" are doing the same.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I would consider squatting a form of sitting not standing but if that's what people mean then it at least makes more sense to me.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Squatting is distinct from sitting though because sitting necessitates your ass touching something.

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