Once had a user manually change their ticket to Priority 1, which we used to indicate dozens of people/everyone down, because their M key only worked half the time they pressed it.
My coworker that sits next to me has this picture with a similar quote hanging up at his desk.
I can confirm that if you embellish your ticket to try and get us there faster, we know. We know and we will absolutely put you at the back of the list or "tomorrow" even if we have nothing to do.