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[–] 50 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I have really enjoyed my midlife crisis (which looks a little different as a woman): lost 30 lbs, began dressing like a scary executive, got rid of the imposter syndrome, and give very few fucks. It has been delightful.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Please explain the scary executive getup. I am taking notes for my own impending midlife crisis.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    Yeah is this well fitted suit scary, or turtleneck scary. I personally leaned the other way and wear literal rose tinted Lenon glasses now. Fuck it, I tried everything else to see this world as anything other than a shithole filled with idiots, may as well take a metaphor out for a spin

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    That is because the world is a shit hole run by idiots. This is the perfect perspective for the scary executive look. Your disgust and impatience is justified - go with it. πŸ˜‰

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    Sigh. I really don't love the walking-on-my-pants-cuffs trend, especially for dress pants (pictures in the link are worse than this thumbnail).

    As someone about to hit 40, I'm tryyyyyyying to let go of skinny pants, but the above is just so impractical!

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Do you have fingernails that shine like justice?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    No, but her voice is dark like tinted glass.

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