▲ 290 ▼ Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize (tribune.com.pk) submitted 1 year ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 66 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] molestme247@lemmy.world 104 points 1 year ago (4 children) This is the worse timeline ever permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago (3 children) I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's in the bushes behind the greenhouse. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago Do more drugs. Got it! permalink fedilink source parent [–] veroxii@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago After all the news in the last couple of weeks how it might be very likely that our universe is inside a black hole, good luck! permalink fedilink source parent [–] oyo@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) I really dislike that so many people in this timeline don't know or can't see the difference between worse and worst. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yeah, it's the wurst permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] huppakee@feddit.nl 1 point 1 year ago horse wurst? permalink fedilink source parent [–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago (2 children) Nominations don't really mean anything. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (1 child) The subtext behind Pakistan doing it, and doing it now, is to try and bait Trump away from getting involved with Pakistan's ally: Iran. If Trump does anything to Iran, Pakistan is going to make a big fuss about doubling-back on their nomination. Does the nomination mean anything? No. Is he going to get the award? No. It's entirely a diplomatic maneuver for a very specific goal of keeping the US out of Iran. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Its just buttering him up for the next terrorism attack on India that Pakistan is planning to conduct. Iran is a Shia majority country and no ally of Pakistan which is a sunni majority country. Minority sects like Hindus, Shia, Ahmadiyas and ethnic minorities like Hazaras are treated the absolute worst in Pakistan. I would be surprised if they ever ally with Iran. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children) Iran and Pakistan are absolutely allies. They do joint military exercises. They have a joint weapons production program. Iran's diplomatic channels to the USA literally operate out of Pakistan's embassy in Washington. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Welt@lazysoci.al 1 point 1 year ago Always check the username permalink fedilink source parent [–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) They exchanged missile fires last year. I am guessing thats part of the joint military exercise as well. Got it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago https://lemmy.world/post/31871839 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kaput@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Actual medals don't mean much anymore either. permalink fedilink source parent [–] doctortofu@piefed.social 4 points 1 year ago Not sure if worst, but quite likely the stupidest. I'm no genius myself, but the amount of utter (and aggressive!) stupidity that surrounds us is so exhausting... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago (3 children) I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's in the bushes behind the greenhouse. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago Do more drugs. Got it! permalink fedilink source parent [–] veroxii@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago After all the news in the last couple of weeks how it might be very likely that our universe is inside a black hole, good luck! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) It's in the bushes behind the greenhouse. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago Do more drugs. Got it! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago Do more drugs. Got it! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago After all the news in the last couple of weeks how it might be very likely that our universe is inside a black hole, good luck! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] oyo@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) I really dislike that so many people in this timeline don't know or can't see the difference between worse and worst. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yeah, it's the wurst permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] huppakee@feddit.nl 1 point 1 year ago horse wurst? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) Yeah, it's the wurst permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] huppakee@feddit.nl 1 point 1 year ago horse wurst? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 7 points 1 year ago (2 children) Nominations don't really mean anything. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (1 child) The subtext behind Pakistan doing it, and doing it now, is to try and bait Trump away from getting involved with Pakistan's ally: Iran. If Trump does anything to Iran, Pakistan is going to make a big fuss about doubling-back on their nomination. Does the nomination mean anything? No. Is he going to get the award? No. It's entirely a diplomatic maneuver for a very specific goal of keeping the US out of Iran. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Its just buttering him up for the next terrorism attack on India that Pakistan is planning to conduct. Iran is a Shia majority country and no ally of Pakistan which is a sunni majority country. Minority sects like Hindus, Shia, Ahmadiyas and ethnic minorities like Hazaras are treated the absolute worst in Pakistan. I would be surprised if they ever ally with Iran. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children) Iran and Pakistan are absolutely allies. They do joint military exercises. They have a joint weapons production program. Iran's diplomatic channels to the USA literally operate out of Pakistan's embassy in Washington. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Welt@lazysoci.al 1 point 1 year ago Always check the username permalink fedilink source parent [–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) They exchanged missile fires last year. I am guessing thats part of the joint military exercise as well. Got it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago https://lemmy.world/post/31871839 permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kaput@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Actual medals don't mean much anymore either. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (1 child) The subtext behind Pakistan doing it, and doing it now, is to try and bait Trump away from getting involved with Pakistan's ally: Iran. If Trump does anything to Iran, Pakistan is going to make a big fuss about doubling-back on their nomination. Does the nomination mean anything? No. Is he going to get the award? No. It's entirely a diplomatic maneuver for a very specific goal of keeping the US out of Iran. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Its just buttering him up for the next terrorism attack on India that Pakistan is planning to conduct. Iran is a Shia majority country and no ally of Pakistan which is a sunni majority country. Minority sects like Hindus, Shia, Ahmadiyas and ethnic minorities like Hazaras are treated the absolute worst in Pakistan. I would be surprised if they ever ally with Iran. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children) Iran and Pakistan are absolutely allies. They do joint military exercises. They have a joint weapons production program. Iran's diplomatic channels to the USA literally operate out of Pakistan's embassy in Washington. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Welt@lazysoci.al 1 point 1 year ago Always check the username permalink fedilink source parent [–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) They exchanged missile fires last year. I am guessing thats part of the joint military exercise as well. Got it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago https://lemmy.world/post/31871839 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Its just buttering him up for the next terrorism attack on India that Pakistan is planning to conduct. Iran is a Shia majority country and no ally of Pakistan which is a sunni majority country. Minority sects like Hindus, Shia, Ahmadiyas and ethnic minorities like Hazaras are treated the absolute worst in Pakistan. I would be surprised if they ever ally with Iran. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children) Iran and Pakistan are absolutely allies. They do joint military exercises. They have a joint weapons production program. Iran's diplomatic channels to the USA literally operate out of Pakistan's embassy in Washington. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Welt@lazysoci.al 1 point 1 year ago Always check the username permalink fedilink source parent [–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) They exchanged missile fires last year. I am guessing thats part of the joint military exercise as well. Got it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago https://lemmy.world/post/31871839 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children) Iran and Pakistan are absolutely allies. They do joint military exercises. They have a joint weapons production program. Iran's diplomatic channels to the USA literally operate out of Pakistan's embassy in Washington. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Welt@lazysoci.al 1 point 1 year ago Always check the username permalink fedilink source parent [–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) They exchanged missile fires last year. I am guessing thats part of the joint military exercise as well. Got it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago https://lemmy.world/post/31871839 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ComfortablyDumb@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 child) They exchanged missile fires last year. I am guessing thats part of the joint military exercise as well. Got it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Windex007@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago https://lemmy.world/post/31871839 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago https://lemmy.world/post/31871839 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Actual medals don't mean much anymore either. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] doctortofu@piefed.social 4 points 1 year ago Not sure if worst, but quite likely the stupidest. I'm no genius myself, but the amount of utter (and aggressive!) stupidity that surrounds us is so exhausting... permalink fedilink source parent