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Pakistan nominates Trump for 2026 Nobel Peace Prize (tribune.com.pk)

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Good luck. After sharing the secret, they removed all the payphones.

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

They cut the hardline! Find the schematics of this building. I need the main wet wall.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

It's in the bushes behind the greenhouse.

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[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Do more drugs. Got it!

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[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

After all the news in the last couple of weeks how it might be very likely that our universe is inside a black hole, good luck!

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