▲ 634 ▼ The Job (feddit.org) submitted 1 year ago by genfood@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 63 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 child) Jenkins CI/CD permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) Ah, I remember ops people talking about "Jankins" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) This describes how most people have it deployed, yes. It gets real fun when you have custom Java plugins, Groovy script, BASH script, Windows runners, and Linux runners, all in play at the same time. Much of which is held together with hopes, dreams, and unicorn farts, willed into existence by wizards that haven't worked there in over seven years. If upper management could even comprehend the level of deferred maintenance and haphazard software hackery that birthed this electronic Gordian knot, this unholy union of decrepit software and company policy, they wouldn't sleep. Ever. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Lol I enjoyed this permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) Ah, I remember ops people talking about "Jankins" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) This describes how most people have it deployed, yes. It gets real fun when you have custom Java plugins, Groovy script, BASH script, Windows runners, and Linux runners, all in play at the same time. Much of which is held together with hopes, dreams, and unicorn farts, willed into existence by wizards that haven't worked there in over seven years. If upper management could even comprehend the level of deferred maintenance and haphazard software hackery that birthed this electronic Gordian knot, this unholy union of decrepit software and company policy, they wouldn't sleep. Ever. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Lol I enjoyed this permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) This describes how most people have it deployed, yes. It gets real fun when you have custom Java plugins, Groovy script, BASH script, Windows runners, and Linux runners, all in play at the same time. Much of which is held together with hopes, dreams, and unicorn farts, willed into existence by wizards that haven't worked there in over seven years. If upper management could even comprehend the level of deferred maintenance and haphazard software hackery that birthed this electronic Gordian knot, this unholy union of decrepit software and company policy, they wouldn't sleep. Ever. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Lol I enjoyed this permalink fedilink source parent