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[–] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

She lifted it from the lake? I thought those things are heavy as fuck

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I always thought so too because of movies and games. One-handed swords were only about 3 lbs, and two-handed swords, like the one she found, were only around 6 lbs. Even zweihander was under 10 lbs. Crazy.

    https://workingtheflame.com/heaviest-swords-in-history/

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    For international readers, that's:
    1 handed = ~1.3kg
    2 handed = ~2.7kg
    Zweihander = ~4.5kg

    Other measurements:
    Thinkpad P14 laptop (approx 1.6kg / 3.5lbs)
    1 handed = 0.8 Thinkpads
    2 handed = 1.7 Thinkpads
    Zweihander = 2.8 Thinkpads

    Average cat (~4kg / 8.8lbs)
    1 handed = 0.3 cats
    2 handed = 0.7 cats
    Zweihander = 1.1 cats

    Tin of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce (420g / 0.42kg /0.93lbs)
    1 handed = 3.1 tins of beans
    2 handed = 6.4 tins of beans
    Zweihander = 10.7 tins of beans

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah, go grab a 5lb weight and go swing it around. It's not easy to do for long.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that this little girl was to carry Excalibur. That is why she is now our Queen

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I visited a museum where there you could handle exact replicas of the swords and maces they had on display. The edges were blunt and the short chains they were attached to were bolted to the stone floor, so no one could steal them or do any damage with them.

    But if you knelt down, you could get the feel of wielding them in action. One handed sword was really light and even my then 13-year old son could handle the two handed one.

    I had read that they weren't heavy, but I was still very surprised how light they actually were.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Nah not really. Video games try to make big weapons seem super heavy because it needs to be done for balance usually. But you don't want your weapons heavy. Heavy weapons are slow. Slow people are dead.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This is a common misconception from their depictions in the movies showing the characters treating them like hammers, both in terms of how they swing them and sometimes in terms of how they hit enemies with the blade never cutting anything.

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