▲ 1330 ▼ The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev) submitted 2 years ago by suy@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 436 comments fedilink hide all child comments See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.
[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 7 points 2 years ago (4 children) till the power goes out permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Then you lose your database quickly, so it’s still fast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Phunter@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Your delete is O(1)? Ha! Our delete operation runs in O(0). permalink fedilink source parent [–] Wiz@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago It in Elon's case, catches fire and locks you in permalink fedilink source parent [–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago My use case is primarily real time data capture - raw log is written to disk and can be recovered from, although at that point we'd have fallen back on the secondary as primary would now be suspect. permalink fedilink source parent [–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee -3 points 2 years ago (1 child) At which point you have to slurp down a few hundred terabytes from the other datacenters when the power turns back on. This is why Google datacenter managers hesitate to turn off the power even when an employee is in the process of getting electrocuted. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] optissima@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) You have to link a source for something that offhandedly horrific permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sadly I cannot, since the source is an ex-Googler I know in person who was there personally. While I fully believe the story, I'm just some rando on the Internet, so you're welcome to take it with the appropriate pile of salt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] optissima@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Thank you for the honesty, I do believe you fwiw, it's in line with general business practices permalink fedilink source parent
[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Then you lose your database quickly, so it’s still fast permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Phunter@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Your delete is O(1)? Ha! Our delete operation runs in O(0). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Phunter@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Your delete is O(1)? Ha! Our delete operation runs in O(0). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wiz@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago It in Elon's case, catches fire and locks you in permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 point 2 years ago My use case is primarily real time data capture - raw log is written to disk and can be recovered from, although at that point we'd have fallen back on the secondary as primary would now be suspect. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee -3 points 2 years ago (1 child) At which point you have to slurp down a few hundred terabytes from the other datacenters when the power turns back on. This is why Google datacenter managers hesitate to turn off the power even when an employee is in the process of getting electrocuted. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] optissima@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) You have to link a source for something that offhandedly horrific permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sadly I cannot, since the source is an ex-Googler I know in person who was there personally. While I fully believe the story, I'm just some rando on the Internet, so you're welcome to take it with the appropriate pile of salt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] optissima@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Thank you for the honesty, I do believe you fwiw, it's in line with general business practices permalink fedilink source parent
[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) You have to link a source for something that offhandedly horrific permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sadly I cannot, since the source is an ex-Googler I know in person who was there personally. While I fully believe the story, I'm just some rando on the Internet, so you're welcome to take it with the appropriate pile of salt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] optissima@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Thank you for the honesty, I do believe you fwiw, it's in line with general business practices permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dion_starfire@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sadly I cannot, since the source is an ex-Googler I know in person who was there personally. While I fully believe the story, I'm just some rando on the Internet, so you're welcome to take it with the appropriate pile of salt. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] optissima@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Thank you for the honesty, I do believe you fwiw, it's in line with general business practices permalink fedilink source parent
[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 1 point 2 years ago Thank you for the honesty, I do believe you fwiw, it's in line with general business practices permalink fedilink source parent