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[+] SARGE@startrek.website 126 points 2 years ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

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[–] brachypelmasmithi@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've always wondered, which movie was this frame from?

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[–] fprawn@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure its Hot Fuzz

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[–] tfkgmjfy@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Hot Fuzz, the middle movie of the cornetto trilogy!

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[–] brachypelmasmithi@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Thanks! Gonna give it a watch

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I envy you watching it for the first time.

I think it's the best film of the 3.

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[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Definitely the best in my option, in my movie rotation to watch again soon for the whatever time it is for that one.

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[–] clot27@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Fighting fascist isnt American tradition but whatever

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[+] SARGE@startrek.website -1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

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[–] clot27@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 months ago

I mean your ancestors couldve been anti fascists, that doesnt make the american tradition to be anti fascist, america has collaborated with fascist, racist, slave owners since its inception.

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[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world -2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Fuck you. Don't bring my Nazi killing grandfathers into this. I'm trying to sleep well at night in my shame over here bro!

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[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Did I really need a /s for this? My family literally has a history of killing Nazis at scale. My grandfather was a bomber pilot.

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago*

The trouble is no one here really knows you and they can't tell you apart from someone who would say that seriously. You even have knave in your name which matches my troll-sniffing sense

/s is there to do what tone of voice does in real life

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