Made by an Italian?

Scandinavia is more about beer than vodka btw.

It's also possible to have neither open flame candles nor cats and be in an equally "heroic" situation of not having a fire.

Fun little utilities: robotfindskitten, cowsay, ponysay, botsay, sl, aafire, bb, viewing videos in the terminal with "mpv, --vo=tct" and perhaps feedgame that comes with orbiton. Htop is also pretty colorful. Lazygit and mc too.

Is it possible do downgrade a central package without apt asking if you want to uninstall your entire system yet?

How would you implement porn banning? Through pervasive survailance?

It's the truth, though. Humans create hierarchies whenever they sre in a group, explicit or not. Also, working without any incentive to do better only works for so long.

Watch out, rich old people with relatives.

Pinapples did nothing wrong

When a child DOES end up looking at something bad parents get all the blame for not supervising and controlling their child and get called abusive

Not everywhere. This is typical for the US.

It's like saying that when you enter a store with a good selection, there is a war between all the available items.

Have you tried running "pavucontrol" and changing the outputs?

Not all places in the world have coyotes. Some places are safe for cats. I don't have cats, but there are several out-doors cats where I live that seems to be doing just fine.