That's an obscure reference

Really? You're on fedi so I assume you host your own server and at least a couple of backups. Have you gone full solid state? \s

Better safe than sorry

What's the first one then?

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No that's Quirrell, a squarrel is a tiny blue turtle Pokémon that shoots water.

I mean, what happens if you don't have a left arm and try to chop it off with an axe?

Man you should see the new ones, the battery actually lasts 17 days.

We definitely need a himym community around here

Hmm I wonder why

This is the internet sir! People can have it both ways!

Indeed