400g of firm tofu and a 5m XLR cable.

I have an x270 with around those same specs that I use happily every day. I've never bought new batteries though, so it would not be a candidate for the bus realistically for me. I run a few simple games on it (like Stardew Valley). I use Xfce, so fairly lightweight, but I think I could run something a bit heavier too, as it feels very snappy. Beware of bad audio though, that was such a disappointment even when it was new-ish (bought it very lightly used).

I would be willing to rebuy my laptop for around 1500 NOK now.

It's mostly to make an identity for the broadcaster/channel/show, so that the viewer or listener instantly and instictively know what they are watching.

I like Dirty V (Norway) and Vincent (Germany). I can go with Max Burger (Scandinavia) too, if the other options are MacDonald's or Burger King, as these two mainly make vegetarian food that is unseasoned and lazy.

Give me anything that's repairable and has a bootloader that can be opened and I'm yours. Currently using a Fairphone and I would consider buying one again the day this one is no longer supported by any of the custom roms/Linux phone distros or is beyond repair.

I've heard it used on snow, but never rain.

Honestly I've only heard the expression used on snow, not rain. So it wouldn't be a troll squirting, it would be huge, mean trolls falling from the sky.

A sort of hunger bar. It would be useful in so many situations.

If she is at all into fantasy, there are some nice and spicy romantasy series out there.

I'm on an FP5, but there seems to be a lot of FP4 users in the Ubuntu touch community. It has decent support, and it will receive the big 24.04 2.0 upgrade this summer. If you install it, I would consider running either the beta for 2.0 or wait for the stable 2.0 release, as that will give a much better experience with the built in browser and some other really nice upgrades.

Try to focus not on what others do, but on what YOU do. YOU have an actual impact on non human animals, and by not treating them as though they are worthless or consumable, you are causing less harm. You are not contributing to the ice cold panic they feel when they realize they are the next in line to get butchered, or any other short or long term suffering they go through. That is worth a lot, to the individuals spared from the suffering.

Don't compare yourself to evil people, or uninformed people. Focus on yourself and the good/neutral you keep doing every day. You are kind, thoughtful, compassionate. What you do matters, even if the impact seems small compared to all the suffering.

Oh, these are new ones for me! Semiosis sounds interesting.