The first words from mine were... NO!! LOL

OH man I had something like this happen to me. I had a neighbor who lived upstairs for a couple of years. We’d pass each other occasionally barely noticing each other.
Then one day coming back from a long day in the office I said, ‘Hey’ as if passing a colleague in the office hallway. She responded with a smile and said ‘Hi.’ Uh?!....I thought to myself…I thought she never noticed me. Minutes later heading back out because I forgot to pass by my mailbox, I saw her again heading back to her apartment. I randomly asked if she was, “..about to head out to dinner?” She said she was stood up!
What? How? I asked.. She said she was tired of another cancellation. I introduced myself, and she introduced herself… Michelle.
I asked if she wanted to go grab a bite, and she said, ‘sure!’ We really hit it off at dinner. I found out during dinner that she had a strange group of friends trying to play cupid with her, and she was tired of it. Throughout the night she was occasionally flirty…which was very unexpected. As we got back to the complex a crazy thunder storm caught us. I parked the car, and walked around to open the door for her. The ground tiles were slippery as all the residents knew, and as she stepped out, she reached out to grab my hands. It was the first moment I made physical contact with her. I felt her warm hand rush into me like this burning lighting storm over us. As we ran back to the hallways we walked past her door first and she asked if I wanted to come in. ?!?!
Yeah, sure... I respond. We went in her apartment and before she flipped the light switch, I felt an unseen force…grabbed my arms and wrapped them around her back and pulled her damp body against mine. She did not resist. I could feel her damp shirt and breast pressed against my chest as I closed in to kiss her. I could feel her arms slowly coiling around my shoulders and neck like I was equally her prey to be devoured tonight. As I undressed her, I could smell the wet damp rain on her shirt. Then for the first time, I felt her warm dry body against mine….it was intoxicating… As we clung together, I reach down to her butt and picked her up and carried her to the couch. …and like your NSFW…flashes of light crashed through the windows as the thunder cracked exposing her naked body to me. She was absolutely stunning. Her hips and breasts had the most amazing curves I’d ever seen… She was slender, athletic and absolutely stunning. … The next morning, the sun rays blasted through her windows warming our naked paralyzed bodies on the carpet floor. I had never felt so achy, drained, and spent in my entire life. It was soooo nice. I will remember that night forever.

AMM, if you're out there reading this...I miss you.

First or later?

Oh this is for republicans....

One day you will pay for your attitude.

I was going to say that you could see the FOPA.

Oh man...do we need clarification on what we're talking about here or what? For the record however, I LOVE bush, and can't stand Bush.

My IQ is not at this level...someone explain what is this about? I think I interpret this to say... Stay away from selfish assholes, because no one around them are nice anyways?

LOL...upvote this...

Bird brain is sayin...Nope.

LOL, so they are trying to look at the forest instead of the leaves? Where's the PS2?

LOL...so true.