Score!

Yep, they experience no time or space as they move at light speed :)

I get the astrix for gandalf, he wasn't born as much as sent to embody an avatar in middle earth. But why astrix for legolas?

Oh it's you doing it? My dad lied to me saying it's electronics system. Thanks for your service :)

Plot twist: they did

That sounds so fun

That explains why no one would sleep with me. It's not me, it's just biology.

That's a lot of words to say "by blaming the billionaires and mega corporations, and not worry about your 0.00000001% of your yearly emissions"

I did need that, thank you.

If we keep complaining, would this start affecting real people then? 👀

Of course. This is targeted at the people who don't know about the alternatives already. Just like telling reddit people about lemmy, but it's pointless to tell lemmy people about it when they're already here.

Yeah that's what they said