And he'll do it again tomorrow, and again the next day, and again in "two weeks"

Do you know what a shit barometer is, bubs? Measures the shit pressure in the air. When the barometer rises, you'll feel it, your ears will implode from the shit pressure. I tried to warn you but you picked the wrong side. Beware! The shit winds are coming.

Yeah, hey, thanks for reading all that. I did not intend to actually write something meaningful here but it did kind of become that. I am usually a "scoff at topic" kind of commenter, and I don't even usually press submit on the stuff that I do write. Reading this article just made it feel like there are all these deeply significant, stupid changes happening right now that I have no real control over and I can see how all these will all become overwhelming. The end state of flooding the zone with shit. I can just imagine my dad allowing the world to become worse just so he can know from afar that somebody else got whatever thought they deserved. And then multiplying that by some millions coefficient to approach reality.

My brother and I got into long distance road bike cycling. Lots of half-centuries and centuries and whatnot. We even did a couple of those weeklong supported rides where you just ride to your next campsite and Boy Scouts unload your gear from a big truck. I built an electric bike and rode to work on it. I loved bicycles.

My dad died in 2019. He was a huge Trump supporter. He wore the hat. He drove a big dually diesel truck and he thought that coal rolling cyclists and passing by way too close and way too aggressively was the funniest thing imaginable, even when my brother and I both were with him. And then later he'd email us something about a big ride like RAGBRAI and say that looks petty cool.

For a while I used to wonder what he'd think about all this shit that's going on now and hope that he'd be like, nope, this is not it. But I know for sure that he would have loved this news about the government's official position to objectify cyclists as nuisances and bike lanes as libtarded DEI waste. He would have sent me 10 email forwards about it. So I don't wonder about that anymore.

For all the talk about how Trump is losing support among magas for whatever current madness has finally affected them enough to make them feel uncomfortable about something, news like this where people you already don't like will be punished, made to suffer, or forced to carry a greater burden is the kind of primal bridge that will always keep that command channel open to him in their minds and hearts.

And that man's name? Albert Einstein (maybe)

I de-spotified when they would not remove that stupid notification that always popped up that said "Listen on your speaker". Bitch you are a music player, of course I'm going to listen to it on my speaker because you're renting me some sounds to send into my ears.

Seriously though I know they were pushing using some kind of smart speaker like a Sonos or something, but they just NEVER STOPPED showing that little blue tooltip. Drove me nuts but I'm glad it happened though because I don't think about them too much anymore. Kind of like quitting smoking.

It says so right here in the Trumpstitution and the Trumplaration of Trumpdependence you libtard, get a brain u morans

There must be some wild reward system at The Daily Beast for saying that "melted down" or "humiliated". They say these same things in so many headlines.

Of course it was him. But since he has poisoned the entire discussion of the thing with claims about razors that "made" algae grow that has been promoted to actual, normal discussion, it doesn't even remotely matter to his people that he was the one who fucked it up, be cause it's impossible for him to do anything wrong. He has very strongly and powerfully flooded the zone with shit, and 30% of everybody in this country is performatively bragging about how much of that shit they can fit into their mouths. They can barely speak to each other their mouths are so full of shit.

Yeah, this is just gonna be an event to state that something has become inevitable and that nothing can be done except to destroy [something] to save [whatever]. It will all be horseshit but it will ratchet the Horseshit Window over to always be open toward grimmer and dumber horseshit.

Be not afraid! Ahahahahahahaha!

It's got what cars crave