Thoughts and prayers 🙏

The children yearn for the jam factory

Only one needed to be fatal tbf

The rest was just for aesthetics, send a message kinda shit ✊

It also hates itself.

Both from Lemmy’s hatred of AI, as well as all the self deprecating posts.

I’d rather not tbh

By the grace of God and our monarch we boil water however the fuck we please 🇬🇧💂🇬🇧💂🇬🇧

You’ve missed the way that British people actually boil water though, thus missing the true reason that we’re superior.

Well then I guess I love actual inflation

The worst is when you’re running low on data and then happen to get disconnected from Wi-Fi without realising.

A couple of YouTube videos and it’s all gone 😞

You could replace the word woman with person and it still applies, seems a bit pointlessly gendered to me

Where they at tho?

We all know there’s barely enough people here. It’s not unusable, but there are so few people it’s always the same users posting and commenting, and it can be a bit dead occasionally.

I’m committed to the fediverse, but we could do with another big push from people dumping Reddit. Part of that would also rely on us (🫵) not being obnoxious towards the potential new users 👀

Some people can’t leave their phones alone for five seconds.

I was at the cinema the other day and this fucker sat on the front row and proceeded to keep going on their phone.

I had to resist the strong urge to pelt a minstrel at his head.