Hello, fellow eldritch being!

"But not many people know how to use it to it's full advantage"

This is, of course, their insane attempt to regulate access to information that will ultimately be the stepping stone they use to justify banning VPNs, computers without government controls, and so on.

That would be indescribably based, but then they'd have to answer awkward questions from constituents on their way to work, and they'd just call it a security issue (and they wouldn't even be wrong, it would make it trivial for foreign powers to assassinate politicians that oppose their goals).

"Public housing? How dreadful! What's next? Public transit?!"

Do it yourselves, it's not our job to invade the USA every time its leadership gets too invested in huffing their own farts.

Is he, though?

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving species. Shame about all of the others that are dying with us.

Wait until you see the new PR hotness that is MAP (Minor Attracted Person)

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I always hoped I'd see his parasitic empire collapse, but I didn't think it could actually happen. It's not guaranteed, yet, but it's not looking good for ol' Larry Lawyer-up.

Today, I asked Gemini to play my Lofi playlist (my car has smart bullshit 'cause EV) to help my kid relax during a road trip, and it started playing music from the Rocket League soundtrack (and no, it wasn't the lofi releases).

I remember when Google Assistant came out more than a fucking decade ago and it was vastly more capable of correctly interpreting speech, but they just kept cutting its capabilities to save on compute.

Now, Gemini is just as fucking dumb right out of the gate, but you can pay Google a monthly fee to get the "better" version, which I'm sure will only be better for a little while until they make it dumb too and introduce a higher tier to bilk us some more.