What an aneurysm-inducing headline.
Particularly during a 250 year anniversary or anything
Wait, how does this work? I love big strong hairy men. Does this actually make me straight? How am I going to explain this to my mum after all these years
If he won't stop destroying my livelihood I will be mighty pissed in the voting booth when I vote for his illegal 3rd term.
but as a multi-camera sitcom with a studio audience and catchphrases. "Did I shoot thaaat?"
Whoosh
Oh, wait
He'll pull out of NATO 5 minutes before his troops cross the border