Well, according to British Standard 6008 (ISO 3103), the preparation of a liquor of tea requires a tea leaf.

I don't know why I have that knowledge in my back pocket, nor the urge to share that information, but there you go.

Not necessarily. The Mastodon post has the link within, but not vice versa. Yes, you're skipping straight to the meat of it, but it's kinda nice to have a dumbed down version for casuals like me.

If it takes 10 minutes, couldn't you play it, beat it, and return it?

Not that I'd want to float $1K for a game, but usually you can return something after <2 hours, no questions asked. Maybe beating the game locks you out of that?

I'm pretty sure it was just Dr. Pepper, but one of the flavors couldn't make it.

My GROOVE! NOO!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Nah, if you wanna make it big in today's karma market's, you gotta be a shark.

I had family teach at a school that was a series of trailers, but it was after Hurricane Katrina. The lot for recess was basically an 1/8 acre of grass full of fire ants. I have no idea how those kids (and teachers) stayed sane.

Umm, akshually, he's saying "ous ous ous" just on the first jab, then is dead silent for the other 3 moves.

I invested $100K and turned it into $16K

OP is a liar. Take them to the taffy stretcher!