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[–] 77 points 2 months ago (1 child)
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    Is that a young Gordon Ramsay in the back?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Pretty sure that's a young Nathan Fillion

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  • [–] 63 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    If you look at the report they published Trump is listed as being 0.3 BMI points away from counting as obese which is hilariously convenient. On his blood analysis they even put his cholesterol levels as being normal when he's an obese 80 year old that barely exercises.

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  • [–] 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    That seems like a completely normal amount of medical specialsts needed for a routine checkup.

    /s btw

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    [–] 31 points 2 months ago (11 children)

    Let's see here, I got the list... Dr. Lao, Dr. West, Dr. Caligari, Dr. Kimble, Dr. Venkman, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Lecter, Dr. Jeckyl, Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Giggles, Doctor Sleep, Doctor Who, Doctor Strange, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Dre, Dr. Zoidberg, Doc Holiday, Doc Savage, Dr. No, aaaaannnnd... Dr. Evil.

    Seems legit. I think he's probably fine.

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    Whatever he's got, I hope it's really painful.

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    22 specialists just for checkups. It must be nice to get that kind of medical care in America. Especially for free.

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    [–] 13 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    I thought it said "Trump assassinated... "

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    Nobody wants their name and medical career attached to this bloated walking corpse.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Seems a bit excessive to have that many doctors present just to tell you you're dead within a year. Maybe they're all there to take bets on what finally takes him out. Will it be his heart? A stroke? Choking on a Big Mac? All of the above?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Definitely going to suffer a massive coronary event in the next 2-3 months I bet. He's actually stressing out because so many hate him, even amongst his former base, he thought a war with Iran would be easy, his own party and base are starting to realize this isn't good. Add in what we've seen and heard of his medical issues, his ticket is about to explode.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    More doctors than anyone! Everyone is saying it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    I hope he dies soon.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    'We're in the Endgame now.'

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    [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    That’s a lot of gynecologists.

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