It's hilarious because we are all going to die when this guy wins. If there is intelligent life in the universe, it isn't here.

Where do you poop?

Whoa. How many toes do they have?

A shitty spoof we made about hot pockets. We listed it on Napster or Limewire as a bootleg.

Whoa. I hope it was my fake Limp Bizkit song because a couple friends and I actually did this around 2000.

It's a called dumpass.

I think he may have soul doubt.

fAssassinating.

Most people don't give a shit.

You suck, weirdo.

Seriously though, I think it's only a coping mechanism if you have an actual issue with it. Were you neglected during your isolation?

I'm a middle-aged man working full remote and playing dogs with my dogs is one of my favorite things to do when I take breaks. It's fuckin great.

Sorry, I had to.