These are not simple questions but high severity issues that need to be dealt with in a short timeframe. Slack is not the right tool here, a dedicated process would work much better (like an incident system).

That being said, the point here is to include enough context in your initial message so that the other person can start thinking about it as soon as they see it, instead of having to wait for you to type it out.

You sound like an awful person to work with. I'm not gonna break my focus and check the chat every 5 minutes so that I can serve your majesty's questions.

Good catch, it gets harder and harder for me to spot AI

I actually like the 2 panel only version better

I have the exact same issue that every conversation feels like too much, and it's never the correct time to get into such a conversation. So I'll delay it to do it later and then never get around to it.

Damn it

The risk is worth it

Even though it wasn't remotely in my control, I love my nice even score this year.

I get your point but that graph labelling is atrocious

Unfortunately the article is paywalled, so I can't see them.

What qualifies this as data is beautiful?

feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day