I responded to a profile on hinge that said they wanted a man who yearned for things with, "I yearn for oncoming traffic does that count, lmao"

Unsurprisingly I didn't get a match but I still wouldn't change anything lol

Tbh a big portion is that we have nearly live coverage from a million different angles. Without that the newspapers would have said he was a domestic terrorist and we would have had no further information.

Some stupid shit like they'd already submitted a flat design to fab when they find out that certain work trucks actually have a center horn mounted to the top of the cab that brings the height from 5 meters to 5.25 meters so they cut in a gap, add some bends and weld the letters back on.

Plastic Platitude Pitcher Picture

The real problem with Greenland is it being worth taking back. It has a population of 50k. The biggest town has a population smaller than all but the most rural towns in most countries. The expenditure of untold quantities of money and unknown numbers of lives to re-take it is going to be hard to swallow for most of NATO.

Please tell me the soldiers there call it "Pity Fuck"

I'm not doubting you in the least based on how successful this was but would be highly interested in reading a source for that

Was watching bombs exploding in Venezuela while the helicopters flew in, basically live, with my girlfriend. And she's like, "Holy Shit we're invading Venezuela!" And I just told her, ".....nah, whatever we're doing isn't that serious."

She asked how I knew and I told her "look at the lights in the city. They're still on. And these videos are being uploaded over the Internet. And there are explosions but relatively few. That's not how the US does war. If we were invading we'd have hit energy infrastructure and telecommunications first, and all at once. So this is probably just us taking out anti-air batteries and maybe a few military assets. So it's something else."

(Please don't interpret this as minimizing how ridiculously illegal or pointless this was, because it's definitely both. It was just my reaction at the time.)

I was gunna say how long until we jailbreak the AI to prescribe me enough Adderall and Oxycodone to supply a small country.

I usually get notifications on my work phone about an email about 30 seconds before it appears in Outlook.

They also act like US Corporations wouldn't get a really good deal if they wanted to purchase the rights to extract some of the mineral wealth of Greenland to extract.

I've been saying since I was in highschool that Shakespeare should probably be an elective in college, except for maybe Julius Caesar in AP Literature classes. It's just so far out of date and the teachers aren't allowed to explain what any of the slang means so it's just... soulless. If they were able to explain how filthy it is, the kids would probably enjoy it more.