After all we gave them, why? We give a them the pizza. We give a them the Super Mario. We give a them the pepperoni. We give a them the baked ziti. We give a them the pasta. We give a them the meatball sub. We give a them the meatball. We give a them the Goodfellas. We give a them the Luigi's Mansion. We give a them the Da Vinci. We give a them the Wario Land. We give a them the Wario Ware. We give a them the unlimited breadsticks. We give a them the Psycho Waluigi. We give a them the stuffed crust. We give a them the Godfather 1 AND the 2. We give a them cannoli. We give a them garlic knots. We give a them Sopranos on the HBO. We give a them John Travolta's Gotti. We give a them the risotto. We give a them the pizza part from Chuck E. Cheese. We give a them everything and yet they pay us back with racist hand gestures. Mama mia.

 

People finally start to be nice and empathic to Homelander until he completely learns the error of his ways and becomes Hopelander. Hopelander understands that capitalism created all these problems, and now he's going to use capitalism to fix them.

A percentage of the profits of each purchase of Vought merchandise will go to constructing a highspeed flying lane that wraps around the world. Hopelander will use this to fly super duper fast, changing the rotation of the earth and thus going back in time. He will go back far enough to make sure capitalism is an even stronger global force. With enough capitalism, evil will be gone for good. This feat will cause him to sacrifice himself. While the dramatic scene is happening, the song Hallelujah is playing (SNL version).

 

Apperently, this cop, Justin Dodge, shot and killed a man during a drug bust. After the man dropped his gun and put his hands over his head, Justin proceeded to shoot him multiple times, killing him.

Looks like Mr. Dodge should do a better job at dodging spongebob-party

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