The president can only pardon those convicted of federal crimes. He was convicted of state crimes in New York state, and only the governor of New York can pardon those convicted of crimes at the state level.

Case in point.

https://publicintegrity.org/politics/state-politics/copy-paste-legislate/you-elected-them-to-write-new-laws-theyre-letting-corporations-do-it-instead/

https://www.opensecrets.org/federal-lobbying/clients/bills?cycle=2021&id=D000000128#:~:text=Walt%20Disney%20Co%20spent%20$4345000%20lobbying%20in%202021.%20See%20the%20bills%20it%20lobbied.

Working that SEO pretty hard there, bud.

I agree but like, maybe we can get a new game instead of a remake.

12:34 is known as “simulation time” in my house, the time we notice the most out of sheer happenstance. Clearly the simulation has a hard time coming up with anything better when I look at the clock.

Is there a non-paywalled link?

Ibuprofen and lots of water.

Everything is important and you’re not allowed to do anything at all.

Gøógłę kēÿbôård.

Thank you, I’ve finally achieved Capitalist enlightenment! The secrets of capitalism are mine!