This is a subtle nod to the fact that Fred has a severe case of main character syndrome despite just being the mascot.

I know this is going to ruffle some feathers among purebred enthusiasts, but we need to stop pretending that modern show line dogs are the pinnacle of their breeds. In reality, conformation showing has completely ruined some of the most iconic dog breeds on the planet, prioritizing a bizarre, hyper exaggerated aesthetic over actual canine health and traditional functionality.

Look at what show lines have done to these breeds over the last few decades:

German Shepherds: Show lines have been bred for an extreme roach back and low sloping rear ends. They look like they are permanently crouching, leading to horrific, early onset hip dysplasia. Meanwhile, working lines (like Czech or East german lines) still have straight backs and functional bodies.

American Bullies (Pocket and Exotic Lines): While originally bred different from the American pit bull terrier, certain show and fad breeding circles have pushed the exotic and pocket bully to a structural breaking point. They are intentionally bred to be absurdly wide with flared elbows, bowed front legs, and completely straight rear stifles hocks. This toad-line look destroys their joints before they even hit adulthood, causing crippling arthritis and making a simple walk down the street an agonizing chore all to achieve a hyper masculine, cartoonish aesthetic.

Neapolitan Mastiffs: Show lines have taken the breed's trademark loose skin and dialed it up to a grotesque, debilitating degree. Modern show Neo mastiffs are bred for so much excess facial wrinkling that many suffer from severe ectropion drooping eyelids and entropion eyelids folding inward, causing their eyelashes to constantly scratch their eyeballs. They are plagued by chronic eye infections, vision impairment, and skin fold dermatitis, turning a historic, majestic guardian into a dog that can barely walk or see through its own skin.

The core problem is that kennel clubs award ribbons based on arbitrary visual standards rather than health, longevity, or temperament. If a dog can't run, breathe comfortably, or perform the historic task it was bred for without collapsing, it shouldn't be considered a "champion." It’s an ethical failure disguised as prestige. We need to completely shift our perspective. A dog's value shouldn't be judged by how perfectly it stacks in a show ring, but by its quality of life. Working lines and preservation breeders who test for genetic health and structural soundness rather than extreme physical traits are the only ones actually saving these breeds. The rest is just vanity at the expense of the animal.