Damn, I didn't even notice the logo.

The only content I miss from the Bad Place.

Pushed cigarettes on kids

Olsteen

Houston native spotted. I'm so sorry.

But this behaviour isn't really new - I used to work at the Whole Foods on Kirby, which caught fire back in.. god, 2012 or so? And someone drove up WHILE THE FIRE WAS STILL BLAZING, was informed that the store was closed, and legitimately responded, "But where am I gonna get my coconut water?"

They may be more mask-off about it now, but it's always been a thing.

My the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits?

The number of items in an express lane is never the same from store to store.

I remember once finding a store that had a 20-item express lane, and next to it a 10-item express lane!. The Limited Express lane!

Walmart is 15 or less.

My store is up to 16 items.