"Hey Dave, why do you have 3 smoke detectors in your bedroom?"

What do you disguise the actual fire alarm as?

Actually good lifehack

Just say you use it for shibari, that'll put them at ease.

Its extremely embarrassing when guests continually ask about the ceiling hook.

Just get yourself one of those swinging chairs:

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Hang a planter from it.

People will still ask question if you mounted 2 fire detector at 1m distance?

It's common here in Malaysia for baby cradle swing or baby bouncer or baby rocker. The hook on the ceiling is attached to the cradle with a spring. Now my mind is dirtied by this meme.

We always just hung plants from them.

That or a Sky Chair, though ironically they kinda look like sex swings on their own.

nobody asks about my hooks.. it must be the way i look at them and say, "i wouldn't ask about the hooks"..

I used to have two smoke detectors one right next to the other. One came with the house, the other was linked to the alarm system.

hey, thats the same model of smoke detector that I have

Hang Olympic rings from them!

What's funny is that I actually had a pair in my livingroom that was actually used to hang Olympic rings!

I installed a hook in my living room ceiling but it was genuinely meant to hang my heavy bag for training. Now I'm wondering how many guests think that I do sex hook sex in the living room (where I don't even have curtains.)