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[–] 49 points 2 years ago (3 children)

First they drugged the spiders, and I said nothing. Then they drugged the lobsters...

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago

    Nobody tell Jordan Peterson.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Pre-dosed lobsters??? Edibles have never been easier!

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don’t particularly like lobster, it’s overrated, but weed lobster, shit… 😶

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Joe: Hey fellow scientist, I have a great idea for research. First we make a super sick super awesome pressure bong and then....

    Fellow Scientist: Then what Joe? We study lobsters here, how are you going to justify getting stoned on work time and with expensive equipment?

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    That lobster is about to navigate/fold space for interstellar travel.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should

    https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/040/653/goldblum-quote.jpg

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Pair it with a nice chicken breast and you could have yourself a sky & high.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)
  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago*

    So wait... I might be reading this wrong, but it sounds like they took in the THC (detectable levels in all tissues sampled), but didn't really process or absorb it (minimal nociceptive effects). Did they just infuse a lobster!?

    (Edit: fixed a word)

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    True goal of the experiment: Does a stoned lobster taste better, worse or the same?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    We didn't learn anything from suffocating monkeys with weed smoke pumped through gas masks?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Hmm I know dolphins like to get high has anyone tried giving them the?

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