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[–] 43 points 2 years ago (4 children)

bro has never heard of reading the compiler error

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I first started programming with TurboBasic which had the oh-so-amusing characteristic that you could have variable names of any length but the compiler only used the first two letters (and case-insensitive at that). So "DonutCount" and "DoobieCounter" actually referred to the same variable.

    Really good times trying to debug that kind of shit.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm trying to write an intentionally bad programming language. Don't give me ideas.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Make sure you add a "Variant" type lol.

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    Oh you sweet summer child. The Variant type in VB was so much worse than just a String.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm just complaining since I have the fortune of using a language where everything is represented as a string.

    What is 3 + 5?

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    You all use notepad to code?

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I had to edit code on terminal using nano in production.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Missed an exclamation mark (as in negation) would be better and happens to anyone.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    Needs more jpeg!

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