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[–] 133 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Well the short guy was also a total fuckwad

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  • [–] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Well the short guy was also a total fuckwad Farquaad

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    I never thought about it like this, but lord farquaad is absolutely an incel.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Should have used all that castle money to just hire whores.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Historically speaking, a very popular royal choice.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Well with the moniker "Butcher of the Congo" I can only assume he was building orphanages, hospitals, animal sanctuaries, and libraries.

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I mean, it was also a fascist or an ogre.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    A fascist or an ogre you genuinely have a lot in common with

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  • [–] 29 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    The "message" of Shrek is pretty iffy.

    • Looks really are important
    • Ugly green people should only be with other ugly green people.
    • Not all ugly people are bad, but bad people are definitely ugly (short being ugly, of course).
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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I thought the message was that ogres had layers and parfait was really delicious.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Mmm that feels like a pretty big stretch. The whole point is that Fiona loves Shrek for who he is, not what he looks like. She didn't become an "ugly green person", because she was beautiful to Shrek and Shrek was beautiful to her.

    Also, even if the idea was short=ugly (which I don't think it was, more just a king with a big ego and small stature), Shrek 2 is completely centered around Shrek feeling insecure next to what turns out to be a conventionally attractive bad guy.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago

    Not all ugly people are bad, but bad people are definitely ugly (short being ugly, of course).

    Well there’s only one bad person in Shrek 1, so that’s not really a good sample. If we move to the sequels there’s Charming who’s good looking but also an ass.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yes but have you seen ogre dong?

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    Shrek may have the personality of an ogre, but it seemed much preferable over that of Farquad's!

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If you make fun of someone's physical trait that they have no control over, are you being a good person?

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Not at that particular moment at least. I don't think that rises to the level of you are a bad person as a whole.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    How bad do you have to be to be considered an all around bad person? How should we weight different kinds of bad (stealing candy from a kid, vs graffiti on an ol granny's shirt)? Is there an objective measure of badness and how to sum it?

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Pretty telling that they think that that's the only downside of the literal cartoon villain

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    Yeah, and so was Fiona

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Neither you chose to be, so who cares ?

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