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[–] 110 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago

    Oh, they're gift wrapped!

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He lost his arm by not following OSHA approved procedures and is being dishonorably discharged for negligence

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    Maybe that's just where his gun is, like Stallone in Assassins.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    ohh that's why the nice people had me send them the gift cards over the phone

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    He told her to guess what he had behind his back. She was stumped.

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