At press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.

Hmm, yes

remember when elon just started yanking out servers and twitter had a sustained months-long meltdown?

1/3 will need to justify their presence in writing or be removed.

The grammar falling apart at the very end of the title is peak Onion writing.

Twitter demands Elon to explain why that many unused brain cells.

The Twitter server: https://youtube.com/watch?v=12LLJFSBnS4