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[–] 165 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Many people are saying it.

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  • [–] 137 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "Honestly one of the dirtiest things-"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAH. HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA.

    Sorry.

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  • [+] 123 points 2 years ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 74 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    In my experience, bullies are quite fragile and easy to break. All bark.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The only time I ever shut up my bitch of a mother bout politics was shortly after Obama won and she was complaining about something stupid.

    "What happened to, 'It's un-American to complain about the Commander-in-Chief?' "

    "You complained about Bush all the time!"

    "Because I believe it's my civic responsibility to hold my leaders accountable. But you said over and over that was wrong. Did you change your mind, or is it only un-American to criticize the president you like?"

    She was (probably still is) a malignant narcissist, so I paid for that, but the satisfaction of seeing her grasp for straws was worth it.

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  • [–] 69 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Their crocodile tears just make them look more like the children they detest every day.

    Sidenote: the phrase "your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" is getting overused, but like.... It's just so fitting how can you not use it.

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    [–] 60 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Remember the terrorist fist jab? The tan suit fiasco. Obamacare death panels. The pedophile Pizza gate conspiracy?

    And they're upset about being called weird couch lovers?

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    [–] 52 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Matt Walsh: "This is honestly one of the dirtest things I've ever seen in politics"

    Also Matt Walsh: Insert the movie Lady Ballers here

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Didn't they buy the platform just so misinformation could be spread on it freely?

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago

    Nah, Elon was clearly trying to pull a pump and dump. However the feds had been monitoring his propensity to buy a bunch of stock, announce buying a controlling amount, then sell the stock he had, when the line went up, due to his announcement. This time the SEC filed suit and he was forced to go through with the purchase, under the contract they had, because this time he crossed the line into federal prison behavior.

    Once he had to spend 44 billion on it, he had to do something with it. He had no idea how twitter actually worked, how it really made its money, or why the moderation was the way it was. So he ran in like a bulldozer, fucking around the the corporate structure, in hopes the excitement of change would make line go back up, and he could sell without losing all 44 billion. This didn't work, he turned it into a shit show, and his narcissism drives him double down, and do things specifically because the public at large hates it, out of spite. However his C levels, and investor's board, are also forcing him to make the place profitable again, lest they make a large legal case against him.

    So here we are.

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Thoughts and prayers for couch fucker vance and convicted felon trump

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    [–] 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I saw a picture of what he looked like without the beard and eyeliner, and I'm 100% for making fun of his beard til he shaves it like Henry Zebowski in Crashing.

    It's completely the wrong move to shave it. But he could easily be talked into it

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    How... how do you talk someone you've never met into shaving his beard?

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    [–] 43 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Sidenote: I hate when people refer to women by their first names and men by their lasts. Would it be so difficult to call it the Harris campaign?

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago

    Actually it would because their whole thing is that a brown woman is undeserving of that respect. She needs to be a Proper Minority Woman - pumping out babies (but not too many, as to not out-reproduce white 'Muricans) and being exploited by corporations while supporting her White Alpha Male cuck husband.

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    [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    Oh Matt Walsh is angry? Good. Spreading lies not ok anymore loser?

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    [–] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Calling a guy weird for something we can all see a desperate, horny, sexually-repressed midwestern teenager actually trying just isn't comparable to questioning the rightfully elected president's citizenship because his race makes you uncomfortable.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago

    Memes are fair play.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    Matt Walsh is just upset that the couch turned him down after.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago

    How about, uh, Fuck your feelings snowflake? Rupublikkklowns can't take their own bullshit huh? Clowns.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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    [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    So they don't condone lying? Fooled me.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    They're so enraged that it is catching on, you love to see it.

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "one of the dirtiest things ..."

    It's just a joke, bruh. No reason to get weird about it, can't you take a joke or something?

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    [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    What kind of campaign is mean about their opponents?!?

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    The party of buttery males can’t handle a bit of sectional humour.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Couch memes are fine, but I still don't understand why we're ignoring his dolphin fetish.

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    unfortunately, while i can't stand hasan for being an absolutely insufferable human, he does make a good point here (mostly) ignoring the technicalities (mostly just not being 100% accurate, which, who cares lmao)

    republicans are finally getting a taste of their own medicine, and they do not like it.

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